Saturday, July 7, 2018

2nd Hmmmmm!

Given the recent slowdown in iPhone sales, Apple announced today that it will skip the wearables market and develop a line of digital implants for adults. Shipping in the summer of 2018, the Apple iBoob is a breast enhancement device that can store and play music. Sold in pairs, the new Apple iBoobs will cost from $499 to $699 depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.


Sunnybrook Farm said...

I can't wait to get my hands on that product.

Gorges Smythe said...

BAAAAD Boy, SF! - lol