Saturday, July 7, 2018


An older couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy. One afternoon, the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.

She decided to send her husband a romantic text message, and she wrote: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you." 

The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."


Lady Locust said...

That's not nice, but it sure made me laugh!

Gorges Smythe said...

I guess that would be called "potty humor," LL! - lol