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Saturday, September 30, 2023
Worthless
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IU just used a Wahl Peanut clipper to take off a couple weeks of stubble. After much effort, I succeeded. I then threw it away.
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Friday, September 29, 2023
Back to writing on paper?
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Word or Google has made it so I no longer can write or save anything without more bother than I understand.
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Thursday, September 28, 2023
Right On!
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To all the Supermarkets and big commercial stores that operate 'Self Check-outs'....... You are heading towards almost exclusively self-checkout now. Today I went shopping at one such store and the lady checking receipts at the exit was stopping everyone.
I didn't choose to participate in that nonsense, I had already filled my cart, emptied my cart and scanned the items, refilled my cart and so I just skipped the exit line and left.
I heard her saying "Umm - Excuse me “ as I kept walking and raised the receipt above my head, leaving the store.
You can either trust me to do self-checkout, or you can put your cashiers back in place like it used to be.
• I'm not interested in proving that I did your job for you.
• If you want me to be a cashier with no training then that's your problem not mine.
• Keep employing young people and give them job opportunities.
YOU DON'T PAY ME TO SCAN MY OWN SHOPPING.
YOU DON’T GIVE ME STAFF DISCOUNT FOR WORKING FOR YOU.
Signed ......All of us
People we need to share this statement its basically about PROFIT to the stores AND putting People out of a JOB....!!!
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Wednesday, September 27, 2023
I just tried...
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...reading "The Great Gatsby", but found it boring and quit during the second chapter.
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LIGHTEN UP…… IT AIN'T ALL THAT BAD!
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1. Hate it when I see an old person and then realize we went to high school together.
2. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes... so she hugged me.
3. My wife says I only have 2 faults. I don't listen and something else....
4. At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.
5. I thought growing old would take longer.
6. I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing. Retraced my steps, got lost on the way back, now I have no idea what's going on.
7. The officer said, "You drinking?" I said, "You buying?" We just laughed and laughed.... I need bail money.
8. Day 12 without chocolate. Lost hearing in my left eye.
9. Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.
10. The adult version of "head, shoulders, knees and toes" is "wallet, glasses, keys and phone."
11. A dog accepts you as the boss... a cat wants to see your CV.
12. Oops.... did I roll my eyes out loud?
13. Life is too short to waste time matching socks.
14. Wi-fi went down for five minutes, so I had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.
15. If you see me talking to myself, just move along. I'm self-employed; we're having a staff meeting.
16. I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food.
17. Some people call me crazy. I prefer ‘happy with a twist’.
18. My doctor asked if anyone in my family suffers from mental illness. I said, "No, we all seem to enjoy it."
19. I really don't mind getting old, but my body is having a major fit.
20. Camping: where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person.
21. Project Manager. Because Miracle Worker isn't an official job title.
22. I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for Tuesday.
23. The world's best antidepressant has 4 legs, a wagging tail and comes with unconditional love.
24. Love is how excited your dog gets when you come home.
25. I've reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.
26. If you're happy and you still know it, it's your meds.
27. I used to be able to do cartwheels - now I tip over, putting on my underwear!
I Hope this finds you in Good Health and Good Spirits. Laughter is still the best Medicine!
HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD Chuckle
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Monday, September 25, 2023
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